100% REQUIRED
A. You basturd, you have already been there.
B. Your fish is cooked.
C. Did you catch anything?
2. Blake is out camping. You are meeting him after work. You open the door to the trailer and he's laying there naked on the couch stinking like cigar and booze. What do yo do?
A. Call 911
B. Go find a tent to sleep in. (you know how to do that)
C. Take full advantage of the situation.
3. Blake has rotten gas from the dinner that you made and it's time for bed. What do you do?
A. Pull the blanket over your head
B. Pull the balnket over HIS head to show him how rank he is.
C. Tell him it is your fault, because of the crappy dinner you cooked. and he can have the bed all to himself and you will sleep on the couch.
4. You are cooking again and Blake is putting catsup on everything. What do you do?
A. Who do you think cooked this meal, Aunt Terri?
B. How would you like that catsup where it counts.
C. It's ok Honey, it needs it.
5. Blake is watching Nascar and you want to go camping. What do you do?
A. Oh come on Honey, we can race right over the hill and we will be there.
B. Let's get to the campground and you can finish first with me!
C. Kiss my ass, we're going then you can watch the race.
6. You are out camping with no hookups. You wake up in the morning only to find that you left the porch light on again and the batteries are dead. What do you do?
A. Start the generator, taking the chance of waking Blake but tell him you couldn't sleep so you thought you would watch some tv and play with your power tools.
B. Lie and tell him that Jackass Dave left it on. He told me that it would turnoff by itself when we went to bed.
C. Tell him that you are sorry that you left it on, but I'll start up the generator as soon as I am done charging you up!
7. Blake wakes you up in the middle of the night and says, "Janet, I am having an election and I would like you to vote." What do you do?
A. Tell him that you are not registered voter and go back to sleep.
B. Just ignor the incumbant.
C. Dive in the voting booth and insert the ballot!
8. Blake is going hunting, (yes, he has decided to take up a new hobby) and you decide to pack him a nice lunch. You open his lunch pail and find a big bottle of Viagra. What do you say?
A. Blake, do you think you have enough bullets for you big gun?
B. Honey, you have enough ammo in here to kill ever beaver out there!
C. Honey, it looks like you're going to be burning a lot of calories so I'm putting an energy snack with your lunch. THEN you throw in your underwear and close the lid.
9. Blake is at the shop working on the truck and you bring him his morning coffee. You decide to stay and clean ou the inside. In the glovebox you find a pair of woman's panties. What do you say?
A. Honey, does Fred know about your other lifestyle?
B. Blake, that is the flimsiest shammi cloth I have ever seen.
C. Honey, has Willie been driving your truck again?
D. All of the above.
10. You come home to find Blake in the hot tub smoking cigars with 3 naked women. What do you say?
A. Don't get his cigar wet, he hates that.
B. I see the sewer backed up and you have some floaters in the tub with you.
C. Where did you find 3 blind women in one place.
11. You find Blake holding your toothbrush in his hand. What do you do?
A. Honey, is that why my toothbrushh tastes like cigar?
B. Why do you have toilet cleaner in your hand?
C. Why is there hair in my toothbrush and why is it curly?
D. It doesn't matter, you can use my toothbrush any way you want, I love you.
12.It is your wedding night. What do you do?
A. Put a contract out on Uncle Dave.
B. Burn Uncle Dave's pre-nup
C. Hide your toothbrush
D. Drain the hot tub.
E. Bring along Blake's lunch pail
F. ALL OF THE ABOVE!!
